Some of you have made a big deal that HgJN and KJN, and members of SC believe in conspiracy theories (not to mention names Paul Carlson orDan Fefferman) to not mention a few, so I thought I'd address the topic.
As Unificationists, you study the Divine Principle, which you believe is the completed testament.
Let's start with the Fall. You believe that God created mankind (Adam and then put him asleep and took one of his ribs and made a female, Eve?! Wow, that sounds pretty bizarre! Really?! And then an Archangel, Lucifer, tempted Eve with an apple (or a tomato), wait! They had intercourse? They had sex? An Angel and Eve fucked? Holy shit! And you believe this shit? Holy Fuck, you fuckers are fucked in the head! You actually believe that an angel fucked Eve and that's why the world is fucked up?!?! OMG, you guys are whacked!! Talk about conspiracy theories? OMG, how stupid could you be? You believe this shit? You guys are fucked in the head! That's the craziest shit I ever heard of!!!!
Now, you get my drift? What makes you think that your view of life is more sane than ours? You think that because we wonder about some the events that have happened recently, which have many unanswered questions, and consider the possibility that maybe they aren't what they seem, and you can judge us and call us "Truthers" and conspiracy theorists and paint us as bad, because your view is more sane? Really?
Maybe you're a cultist who believes some wacky shit and should have your head examined.
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